BIG GUY — Outstanding Warrant Dad Hat

The most lowkey way to tell on yourself.
Pull the brim down. Make eye contact. Say nothing. The hat does the talking.

The Big Guy Outstanding Warrant Dad Hat is for the guy who's technically supposed to be laying low but can't help himself. Structured enough to look put together. Says enough to make a cop do a double take.

Pair it with sunglasses and a fake name. Or don't. You've already committed to the bit.

Features:
Classic black dad hat with adjustable strap
Bold text across the front
Low profile — ironic given what it says
One size fits most outstanding warrants

Not valid as a disguise. We checked.