T-SHIRT
BIG GUY — Outstanding Warrant Tank
$21.50
We're not saying you're a criminal. We're just saying you probably shouldn't run from cops in this shirt.
The Big Guy Outstanding Warrant Tank is for the guy who walks into a room and immediately makes it everyone else's problem. No explanation. No apology. Just four words and a lot of eye contact.
Wear it to the farmer's market. Wear it to your parole hearing. Wear it literally anywhere you want people to give you space.
Features:
Heavyweight tank built for people who don't skip arm day
Bold all-caps print across the chest
Makes airport security very uncomfortable
Machine washable — not that you're staying in one place long enough
Big Guy assumes no legal responsibility for what happens when you wear this. You're on your own. You always have been.
The Big Guy Outstanding Warrant Tank is for the guy who walks into a room and immediately makes it everyone else's problem. No explanation. No apology. Just four words and a lot of eye contact.
Wear it to the farmer's market. Wear it to your parole hearing. Wear it literally anywhere you want people to give you space.
Features:
Heavyweight tank built for people who don't skip arm day
Bold all-caps print across the chest
Makes airport security very uncomfortable
Machine washable — not that you're staying in one place long enough
Big Guy assumes no legal responsibility for what happens when you wear this. You're on your own. You always have been.
Free shipping on orders over $75. Ships within 1-2 business days. Returns accepted within 30 days on unopened items.